I'm Just a Social Drinker" Neoprene Coozie – The Ultimate Party Starter
If you like your humor bold, edgy, and a little unfiltered, this "I'm Just a Social Drinker, But I Smoke Crack Like a Mother F*er" neoprene coozie** is made for you. This ain’t your grandma’s drink sleeve—this one is for the wild ones who love to keep the party going and don’t take life too seriously. Whether you're at a backyard BBQ, tailgate, or just cracking a cold one with friends, this coozie guarantees some double-takes and plenty of laughs.
Why You Need It:
✔ Premium Insulation – Made from high-quality neoprene, keeping your drinks icy cold while your jokes stay fire.
✔ Perfect Fit – Designed to snugly hold 12oz cans, beer bottles, and sodas so your drink stays put.
✔ Durable & Portable – Lightweight and collapsible, making it easy to take to parties, festivals, and wherever trouble finds you.
✔ Shock Value Guaranteed – Whether you’re gifting it to a friend or using it yourself, this coozie is sure to be a conversation starter.
✔ Great Gift for the Life of the Party – Perfect for bachelor/bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and friends who love to push the envelope.