"I Drink a Lot, I Cuss a Lot, I Sh*t a Lot, I Love Myself" Neoprene Coozie – Unapologetically You
If living your best life means drinking, swearing, staying regular, and practicing self-love, then this neoprene coozieis your perfect match. Featuring a serene blue sky and fluffy clouds backdrop, this sleeve delivers a hilariously unexpected contrast between peaceful vibes and brutally honest truth. Whether you're cracking open a beer, sippin’ on a seltzer, or just embracing your authentic self, this coozie keeps your drink cold and your confidence high.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from high-quality neoprene, ensuring your 12oz cans and bottles stay perfectly chilled.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy travel—perfect for beach days, tailgates, BBQs, and self-care moments.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Just like your bad habits and self-acceptance.
✔ Peaceful Yet Savage Design – A calming sky background paired with bold, blunt text because balance is everything.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Unfiltered & Carefree – Ideal for fun-loving friends, bachelorette parties, or anyone who embraces life with zero shame.
🍻 Grab yours today and sip like the legend you are! 🌤🔥