"F* Off Spray Bottle" Neoprene Coozie – Keeps Your Drink Cold & The BS Away**
Some people need a direct message, and this "F* Off" neoprene coozie** delivers it loud and clear—spray bottle style. Featuring a funny, retro-inspired cleaning spray design, this drink holder is guaranteed to keep unwanted energy away (or your money back!). Whether you’re kicking back at a BBQ, dodging small talk at a party, or just enjoying some well-deserved alone time, this coozie makes sure everyone gets the hint.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Premium neoprene insulation keeps your 12oz cans and bottles chilled longer.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Easy to fold up and take anywhere—because the need for personal space is universal.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Just like your patience (until it runs out).
✔ Funny & Relatable Design – A cleaning spray label parody that gets straight to the point.
✔ Perfect Gift for Sarcastic Souls – Ideal for co-workers, besties, or anyone with a low tolerance for nonsense.
🧽 Grab yours today—because some messes just can’t be cleaned up! 🍻🚫