"Dumb Bitch Juice" Neoprene Coozie – 100% Sunshine, 0% Smarts
We all have our moments, and sometimes, you just gotta sip your drink and embrace the chaos. This "Dumb Bitch Juice" neoprene coozie is perfect for the friend who always finds themselves in questionable situations—but looks cute doing it. Featuring a funny juice box design, this drink holder is the ultimate sidekick for brunch, beach days, and making bad decisions with your besties.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – High-quality neoprene insulation keeps your 12oz cans and bottles icy while you figure life out.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat, so you can take it wherever your questionable choices lead you.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Built to withstand spilled drinks, bad texts, and "why did I do that?" moments.
✔ Hilarious & Eye-Catching Design – A bright blue background with a juice box labeled “Dumb Bitch Juice”, because sometimes, it just be like that.
✔ Perfect Gift for Your Funniest Friend – Ideal for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and anyone who thrives on good vibes and bad ideas.