"Don’t Make Me Cut You" Cork-Backed Coaster – A Perfect Blend of Sass and Elegance
Nothing says classy but a little dangerous quite like this "Don’t Make Me Cut You" coaster. Featuring a delicate cross-stitch floral design with a not-so-delicate message, this coaster is ideal for those who appreciate fine aesthetics with a side of dark humor. Whether it's protecting your coffee table or subtly warning your guests, it’s the perfect addition to any home, office, or craft room.
Why You Need This Coaster:
✔ Cork-Backed for Table Protection – Keeps surfaces safe while serving up sarcasm.
✔ Durable & Absorbent – Perfect for coffee, wine, or a drink stronger than your patience.
✔ Conversation Starter – Whether your guests laugh or get nervous, either way, it’s effective.
✔ Unique Gift Idea – Ideal for crafters, snarky friends, or anyone who enjoys vintage-meets-vicious vibes.
Add a touch of sweet yet savage charm to your décor—because embroidery never looked this threatening.