"All Trash, No Trailer" Neoprene Coozie – Classy, Trashy & Proud of It
If you’ve got big trash energy but no trailer to call home, this "All Trash, No Trailer" neoprene coozie is your perfect drinking companion. Whether you’re chugging cheap beer at a tailgate, sipping seltzers at the lake, or just embracing your unfiltered self, this coozie keeps your drink cold while you own your mess with confidence.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from high-quality neoprene, designed to keep your 12oz cans and bottlesperfectly chilled.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy transport, so you can bring it to BBQs, bonfires, or wherever the party is.
✔ Durable & Built to Last – Just like your ability to make questionable life choices and still thrive.
✔ Bold, Red Design – A bright red background with bold white text that lets everyone know you’re all about the fun.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Wild Ones – Great for friends, bachelorette parties, or anyone who embraces the trashy lifestyle with pride.