"Please Be Patient with Me, I’m from the 1900s" Neoprene Coozie – Old School & Ice Cold
If you remember dial-up internet, rewinding VHS tapes, and life before social media, then congratulations—you’re officially from the 1900s. This hilarious neoprene coozie is perfect for Millennials, Gen X, and anyone who’s tired of Gen Z calling us ancient. Featuring a pixelated Oregon Trail-style wagon, this drink holder is the ultimate throwback accessory for BBQs, parties, and reminiscing about the good ol’ days (aka the ‘90s).
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from high-quality neoprene, ensuring your 12oz cans and bottles stay refreshingly cold.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy travel—perfect for tailgates, nostalgic get-togethers, and defending your honor at family gatherings.
✔ Durable & Built to Last – Just like your love for flip phones and MySpace.
✔ Retro-Inspired Design – A pixelated wagon graphic with bold text that sums up exactly how we feel in 2024.
✔ Perfect Gift for the ‘Elder Millennials’ & Beyond – Ideal for birthday gifts, reunions, and anyone who survived Y2K panic.